Friday, February 27, 2009

guys rokzzzzz....

five things guys can do but girls cant......


1. we can take our clothes off anywhere anytime....

2. we can sleep with as many girls as we want....

3. we know how to fool girls....but girls cant fool guys....we can figure that out that they are lying by looking into their eyes...its so easy na...

4. we can plug our fingers inside nose and take the dirt out......but a girl,no way......if any girl watches you doing that.........she would say......."yewwww look at that...its so freaky"...and puke out the chocolate that she just ate.......

5. when it comes to love we love to the fullest with full commitment,but girls....i dont think so....
     (i am talking about some girls not the whole community,so dont take it in a wrong way)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

simply woos me....

i love to throw away my backpack
when i return home

i love the smell of my sweat
when i remove my shirt

i love my body aching a lot
when i fall on my bed

i love the itching on my toes
when i m still wearing my shoes

i love to drink juice 
when my throat is drained of all liquid

i love to hear celine
when i m done with lectures

i love to read newspaper
when its a match day

i love to roll my fingers on my hair
when i can feel d dirt on them

i love 2 recall al d shits happened dat day
when i try 2 close my eyes

i love to see fantasies becoming real
when i finally fall asleep


Saturday, February 14, 2009

ragini sizzles - 1

scene 1:


ragini: hi akki.....hw u doin??

akki: i m doin f9.....hw bout u??

ragini: not so gud....got pimples on face.

akki: ohh...get some meds den...

ragini: i had dem last nyt.....2day i m having a party....dont knw wat 2 do...

akki: it dosnt matter yaar....

ragini: no way....it mattrs yaar......look at the pimple,its soooooooooo huge as if it will burst right now....look at the yellow color ...o god...its like shit ....
what will happen if it bursts.....d smell...yewwwwwww....
(she is talking like as if she has done pimpology)


scene 2:

akki: hi.....how was ur V day??

ragini: it was very tiring yaar....

akki: y...what happened??

girl: yaar had to attend 4 guys....

akki: 4 guys?????????

ragini: ya...

akki: how u managed all of dem??

ragini: 

1. ansh:

he is a dumb guy....i called him 8 in d morning....
he asks 4 nthng....actually he pays all my bills,mobile and all......datz y i use him.....oops i love him(truth comes out smtymes)....


2. raj:

i love raj.......he is soooooo romantic yaar.......he is rich,he has got dat sports car.......i love 2 drive that........he took me to radisson and bought me vodka.....

akki interrupts: vodka????.....u must have lost ur senses den...

ragini: no way...i took only 6 glasses yaar.......i can  drink a whole truck full of vodka,still u can c me dancin with ma frnds...

3. shashi:

he is a bit defective ...i mean he has got dat girlish look and atti.....he helps me with my make up stuff.....
he bought me my favryt nail paints ,eye liner,face wash,conditioner..bla bla bla.....
i feel safe with him...cuz i knw he is not so manly....srry srry...i mean he is a man but u knw yaar....he cant do actually d d d , things...


4. kunal:

he is my muscle man.....datz y i go to night clubs with him........he is my unpaid bouncer.he is kind a cute yaar........wow,he has got huge biceps.......i love to hang on dem.....i spent d nyt with him,offcors not....m just joking yaar(baat kaise badal di)



PS: all names are fictitious,and the whole scene is just my imagination not related to any kind a reality.

Friday, February 13, 2009

V - DAY...

happy v - day to couples 
gud luk to would be couples
and koi baat nahi day to singles;like me,enjoy with ur frnds.

advantages of being a single:

1. no gf no expenditure

2. no gf no jealousy.

3. no gf no need to look hot and flaunt muscles and roll up the collar

4. no gf no lies

5. no gf no need to stick to  only 1 girl

6. no gf no need of explanations

7. no gf no need to chew center fresh and keep Cs in your pocket

8. no gf no need to maintain alarm clock in mobile regarding her b'day and anniversaries

9. no gf no need to impose as a gentleman falsely(trust me its really difficult)

10. no gf no need to take warning calls from her parents

11. no gf no need to shout I LOVE YOU inside a jammed bus(its embarrsasing)

12.no gf no need to stop urself 4m appreciating an original beauty

13. no gf no need to always look in her eyes and lie "dey r beautiful".

14. no gf no need to taste her expired lipstick...yewwwww

15. no gf no need to say "i m not busy",although ur boss is dancing on your head



Friday, February 6, 2009

hey she smiles!!!!!!!


i bet u all must have heard about that  phrase....."hasi to fasi"......this is something ;we all guys get totally moved by.....ya i know its kind a like our own way of thinking and the hallucination we love to have.  are bhai,how can u say ke wo tuje dekh kar hasi.....wo tere bagal me baithe dude(dat will be me offcors..lolzzz)  ko dekhkar hasi hogi or may be she is laughing @ ur hair(you offcors).

yaar why we guys always run after girls(btw i also run after them). dont you know most of them only run after money(most guys think so)  and bradd pitt,yewwww...how can girls like a guy using pitt in his name???.....
but in my opinion,ladki kisi ke bhi peeche bhage,but khud to bhagti hi hai aur hume bhi bhagati hai......


yaar i am fed up of watching GIP girls @ my clg,dekh dekh kar pareshan ho gaya.......
e.g.

chaman lal: abe red wali dekh kya lag rahi hai be(hey ...dat red top one is looking so wowwww).

tullu : abe ha  be....sahi lag rahi hai.....(yes dude...she is looking cool)

chaman lal: humara clg to modern hota ja raha hai....just like DU(our college is getting cool ...just like DU)

me : to kaun se jhande gar loge....jaise the waise hi rahoge....(u really think u can do something about that?)

don: abe mere dost ke to 6 gfs hai(my friend has got 6 gfs)

me: dukan khol rakhi hai kya??? ( has he opened any kind a shop??)

don: yaar wo bahut paise kharch karta hai(he spends lots of money on them)

me: hudd hai.....( dis is d limit)

me: udahr dekh langoor ke sath angoor ja raha hai(see that monkey is having fun with his banana)

chaman lal: ha yaar.....aur hume dekho......usse lakh guna ache hai...tabbi......(yes dude....and look @ us...we are thousand  times better than him ....but still....)


ye halat hai aajkal ke ladko(this is what we guys are facing 2day)
behind 1 girl atleast 4 guys are running.....and its getting worse day by day......

so please please keep bringing more and more beautiful girls so that guys like us can have some chance and our next generation doesnt have to face conditions like we are facing today...


"give equal importance to both girls and boys,i would say girls are more responsible,decisive,smart,loyal and static than boys.......and ya offcors they have got lots of patience as well.....so please stop killing unborn baby girls and stop such inhuman practices"

welcome

hi guys.......this is gonna be my new blog...
this blog is gonna be filled with  funny,weird and crazy stuffs........can be a bit offensive.......
i can gurantee you .......it will be like a fantasy and death well @ its extreme.......
fingers crossed and lets do this........

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