hey remember those sleepless nights,wo dengue ke machhar sale...........singin like himesh....hmmmm.....wow....kitna padte the yaar....just to get into a prestigous engineering college....din have time to even pee......well all those hard works paid off and got selected atlast.....
he : oye!!!...have u done d last chapter...its d easiest and m sure questions will come....
me : nai yaar...m still stuck wid d thermodynamics part.......will take tym.......
these were the talkings we used to do before joining JSS......
NOW:
he : hey check her out......
me : what??
he : abe maal lag rahi hai be ( she is lukin so hot)...
me : yeah......nice assets too....
he : ya.....ooooooo...i just love dose shaved legs........wish could have licked dem.....
me : hahhahaa.......chal ander aloo tikki khate hai( lets eat aloo tikki!!!!)
he : abe use dek.....langoor ke sath angoor.....
me : ha yaar........yehi kismat hai........saala maal ho to gadhe ko bhi pari bhi mil jati hai........
padai and dat too in BTECH life.....forget it dude.......even d scholars study d nyt just b4 exams.......but ha....we always complete our course,kaise bhi karke......:P
miya chits kab kaam aayenge.......!!!!!
d 1st question u asked to me during ragging by a senior was...."oye ladkiya kaisi hai teri class me...aur kitni hai.....?"
me : (facing my feet) sir!..achi hai.....sab ki sab.....(sabki sab dehati kahi ki....murmuring)
as soon as i cleared semesters and moved into 2nd yr.......new batch came.....and we started ogling @ new EC babes.....wow!!!....each and every face seemed to have similarity with some model from COSMOPOLITAN magazine....lol.......
at that time we feel.........kash 1 saal late paida hote........
we guys never appreciate what we have in our classes....always appreciating d new comers.....(kabhi nahi sudhrenge)..
there are three types of categories of students in an engineering college.......
1. geeks( padhakus) : sari classes attend karenge aur teachers ke pallu ke ander ghuse rahenge ,doing ji hujuri all the time......assignment me bhi nahi dete tipne ke liye.......(bloody assholes)
2. averagers : attend most of d classes and pretend as if they are making notes in the class and keep writing each and every point like a nerd......dimag me kuch bhi nahi ghus raha hoga tab bhi likh rahe honge........
3. last benchers(d real entertainers and actors): assignment karenge........huh.....bhul jao beta ji.....jis din assignment mila samajh jao us din juniors ki shamat......
and yeah if lecture gets too boring dey are d ones who help us in killing time........teacher ki leni ho to bas inse agey kaun hoga.......
aur teacher bhi aise......always pretending as if they have got d brain like EINSTEIN........trust me they are the true actors ,its really hard to hide who u really are and pretend to have knowledgeable personality.....
ok datz enuf........more posts will come reagrding college life.......and all of these are my true experiences...!!!!....:)
