Wednesday, June 17, 2009

engineers huh ....!!!!.....1

hey remember those sleepless nights,wo dengue ke machhar sale...........singin like himesh....hmmmm.....wow....kitna padte the yaar....just to get into a prestigous engineering college....din have time to even pee......well all those hard works paid off and got selected atlast.....

he : oye!!!...have u done d last chapter...its d easiest and m sure questions will come....

me : nai yaar...m still stuck wid d thermodynamics part.......will take tym.......

these were the talkings we used to do before joining JSS......

NOW: 

he : hey check her out......

me : what??

he : abe maal lag rahi hai be ( she is lukin so hot)...

me : yeah......nice assets too....

he : ya.....ooooooo...i just love dose shaved legs........wish could have licked dem.....

me : hahhahaa.......chal ander aloo tikki khate hai( lets eat aloo tikki!!!!)

he : abe use dek.....langoor ke sath angoor.....

me : ha yaar........yehi kismat hai........saala maal ho to gadhe ko bhi pari bhi mil jati hai........

padai and dat too in BTECH life.....forget it dude.......even d scholars study d nyt just b4 exams.......but ha....we always complete our course,kaise bhi karke......:P

miya chits kab kaam aayenge.......!!!!!

d 1st question u asked to me during ragging by a senior was...."oye ladkiya kaisi hai teri class me...aur kitni hai.....?"

me : (facing my feet) sir!..achi hai.....sab ki sab.....(sabki sab dehati  kahi ki....murmuring)

as soon as i cleared semesters and moved into 2nd yr.......new batch came.....and we started ogling @ new EC babes.....wow!!!....each and every face seemed to have similarity with some model from COSMOPOLITAN magazine....lol.......
at that time we feel.........kash 1 saal late paida hote........

we guys never appreciate what we have in our classes....always appreciating d new comers.....(kabhi nahi sudhrenge)..

there are three types of categories of students in an engineering college.......

1. geeks( padhakus) : sari classes attend karenge aur teachers ke pallu ke ander ghuse rahenge ,doing ji hujuri all the time......assignment me bhi nahi dete tipne ke liye.......(bloody assholes)

2. averagers : attend most of d classes and pretend as if they are making notes in the class and keep writing each and every point like a nerd......dimag me kuch bhi nahi ghus raha hoga tab bhi likh rahe honge........

3. last benchers(d real entertainers and actors): assignment karenge........huh.....bhul jao beta ji.....jis din assignment mila samajh jao us din juniors ki shamat......
and yeah if lecture gets too boring dey are d ones who help us in killing time........teacher ki leni ho to bas inse agey kaun hoga.......
aur teacher bhi aise......always pretending as if they have got d brain like EINSTEIN........trust me they are the true actors ,its really hard to hide who u really are and pretend to have knowledgeable personality.....

ok datz enuf........more posts will come reagrding college life.......and all of these are my true experiences...!!!!....:)

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

a very useful thought....but WEIRD!!!!!!!

      no matter how rich you are 
    
      NO MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL U R
  
     no matter if u r d president of india

     NO MATTER IF U R A UPSC TOPPER

     no matter if u a world famous actor

     NO MATTER IF U R A LEADER OF A TERROR GROUP

                       we  all
  
               SHIT   THE SAME  WAY

      so shut your hole....cuz we all are same......we all deserve equal rights.....!!!!!!

Friday, April 24, 2009

dead man walking

i m soooooooooooooooooo dead 2day.........
itni f*************ti hui hai na meri.............mai bata nahi sakta.........
kal i m going to be doomed.........evertyng is @ stake............
gana gane ke man kar raha hai..........."f****ti f*****ti aur f*****ti........

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

she wants to be with me...i wanna go wild dis tym...!!!



hey girl! i know u r staring at me,
i know u wanna roll with me,
seeing me is driving  u crazy,
may be the looks of mine is very sexy

hey girl!i knw u wanna have some fun,
i know u wanna lick my cheek like melon,
i can see d way u roll ur tongue over d lips,
i knw u r watchng my B

hey girl! there may be a reason thats stopping you
but nothing can ever come between us
so keep yourself burning
cuz i  need that fire while you make love with me

hey girl! i can feel there is sth going inside you
may be d sight of me is simply making you to loose ur big O
so stop pretending of ignoring me
just show  some signs of allowing me to hold you over me

hey girl! there is a notion in me that tells me
that every part of ur body is tingling 
i can assure you a swift lift
just you have to show your belief in me 
just  release yourself on me



Sunday, March 22, 2009

suggest me!!!!

i really dont like the name of my blog.......but still using it.......
may be i dont like my blog........i just want to vent out(thanx sonal for that phrase) everything in it....
i am thinking of changin it.......suggest me please......i wanna change the title......

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

closing.....

the ink i used to write with has dried
the paper i used to write on has burnt
the heart i used to think from has stopped beating
the fingers i used to press keys has lost energy
the eyes i used to see my pc are filled with tears
the mind i used to look for inspirations has got numb

so i cant blog anymore.....thanx 4 inspiring me.....thanx 4 everything......
jai shri krishna...

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

dont cross that line......

dont push urself 
to kill people in borders
dont wipe out the community
show your mercy on human race

dont you fucking kill kids
let them walk free
dont you use them for evil
let them remain as pure as god

dont you divide us in religions
god never makes such distinctions
dont you divide us in color
we got the same colored blood in our veins

do u know what u have done
u have killed thousands of innocents
beg for fogiveness
god may give u the mercy
but i wont forgive you
cuz  m not god






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