ragini sizzles - 1

scene 1:

ragini: hi akki.....hw u doin??

akki: i m doin f9.....hw bout u??

ragini: not so gud....got pimples on face.

akki: ohh...get some meds den...

ragini: i had dem last nyt.....2day i m having a party....dont knw wat 2 do...

akki: it dosnt matter yaar....

ragini: no way....it mattrs yaar......look at the pimple,its soooooooooo huge as if it will burst right now....look at the yellow color ...o god...its like shit ....

what will happen if it bursts.....d smell...yewwwwwww....

(she is talking like as if she has done pimpology)

scene 2:

akki: hi.....how was ur V day??

ragini: it was very tiring yaar....

akki: y...what happened??

girl: yaar had to attend 4 guys....

akki: 4 guys?????????

ragini: ya...

akki: how u managed all of dem??

ragini: 

1. ansh:

he is a dumb guy....i called him 8 in d morning....

he asks 4 nthng....actually he pays all my bills,mobile and all......datz y i use him.....oops i love him(truth comes out smtymes)....

2. raj:

i love raj.......he is soooooo romantic yaar.......he is rich,he has got dat sports car.......i love 2 drive that........he took me to radisson and bought me vodka.....

akki interrupts: vodka????.....u must have lost ur senses den...

ragini: no way...i took only 6 glasses yaar.......i can  drink a whole truck full of vodka,still u can c me dancin with ma frnds...

3. shashi:

he is a bit defective ...i mean he has got dat girlish look and atti.....he helps me with my make up stuff.....

he bought me my favryt nail paints ,eye liner,face wash,conditioner..bla bla bla.....

i feel safe with him...cuz i knw he is not so manly....srry srry...i mean he is a man but u knw yaar....he cant do actually d d d , things...

4. kunal:

he is my muscle man.....datz y i go to night clubs with him........he is my unpaid bouncer.he is kind a cute yaar........wow,he has got huge biceps.......i love to hang on dem.....i spent d nyt with him,offcors not....m just joking yaar(baat kaise badal di)

PS: all names are fictitious,and the whole scene is just my imagination not related to any kind a reality.